New Tomb Raider!

As we all know Tomb Raider is a staple in video game history and when the announcement was made that a new one would be released with a more "real" looking Lara Croft every man frowned that day.

....Then a few months later we saw a sneak peak of what Croft looked like and she was still hot.

....Months later a CGI trailer released and we went, "Damn this may actually be good. Plus she has a sexy ass accent to boot."

Well boys and girls, men and woman robots and trolls we have gameplay in it's alpha stage and all we can say is it's time to see the Lara Croft we have always wanted in a trailer that makes you go DAMN with ever single, fall, wound and explosion. We give Tomb Raider: Crossroads.

Yeah we know it rocks, plus we know you watched it twice to catch ever single spray of blood. What we want to know is where in the fuck has this Square Enix been hiding?