I have not been happier to announce a game in some time. Today I bring to the club table...DUDEBRO II! This game is not only everything we wanted as children, but everything Duke Nukem Forever should have been. It is so awesome they even have the voice of Duke himself, Jon St. John. The trailer is below for your enjoyment. Before that happens I should give you the website, Grimoire Assembly Forge and a link to the song because I know you'll want it, THEME and the lyrics to this awesomeness.
Dudebro! I’m handy with my tools, yo!
Pabst Blue Ribbon is my favorite choice of booze, yo!
Pop my collar, oh you know it’s straight up dawg time
Smack you in the back of your head ’til you get Alzheim’s
Feared worldwide, fuck Osama Bin Laden
And I’m plotting I got the beard girls like
Heaven sent and descended from father Broseph
I got mad weed…dude! Let’s go and smoke this
Machine gun, now it’s time to fuck it up
Fuck a global warming summer, cuz instead I hummer truck it up
BOOYAH! Got no time for the kiddy shit
Blowing up helicopters like that muthafucka Fiddy Cent
But I don’t walk with a limp
Shit, I store weapons in my beard, man that shit is so pimp!
God this makes you want a beard with weapons in it. Maybe even store a six pack or two. Now to go hunt down the developer for a interview and some much needed beer!