Sponsors+Porn=AWESOME
Down & Dirty
Fighting sponsors just got sweeter. You no longer have to look to Madcatz, Redbull, Rockstar or even Starbucks. Nope now you get to look to the woman you wank to every night...Brazzers.
That’s right my little porn addicts! All those nights of playing games and watching boobs on screen can now back you for your favorite fighting game. While there isn’t a lot of details on this awesome marriage of two things I love most, it couldn’t come at a better time. As we have wrote about before, there had been a huge (stupid) sexual harassment issue in the fighting world and having some busty bosoms backing you will make this issue very hard to remember. Unfortunately EVO’s co-founder, Tom Cannon had this to say,
"To be super clear, there will never be a reference to this particular sponsor at Evo, in any way, shape, or form."
Well Tom, I know you watch porn because every man does and if you think having a 14 billion dollar a year industry backing your tourney is a bad thing..well you’re just dumb. Be the man we know you are and just embrace that shit like you do every night.
Saturday, March 24, 2012 at 8:07PM tagged
Brazzers,
Porn,
R&R,
fighting games 
